If elected, I will

If you’re following the Clusterf*ck to the White House, you’ll not want to miss Fred Thompson’s latest campaign promise, courtesy of the The Onion “If Elected, I Will Have The Hottest First Lady In U.S. History

But I know that in the Thompson household, when I ask the question, “Who’s your daddy?” there is always one person I can rely on to scream out my name. This is my guarantee to you, the voters.

Of course, if you’re voting based on the first lady, you might want to look into Kucinich… Or heck, who could go wrong with First Lady Bill Clinton?

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