Nope, you’re not that good a driver

I'm txting while driving

I'm txting while driving

Dear genius: Pay attention to the road when you’re driving would you please? If you’re turning off the road into a restaurant parking lot you’re probably not so hungry that you don’t have time to look around a bit first, nor are you that important that your text message can’t wait the 9 seconds before you’re parked.

If you forget to look whether or not there is a pedestrian on the sidewalk that you’re crossing, at least try to not look like your underwear has a fresh brown stain when I knock on your windshield as you almost hit me, mmmkay?

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