Thanks to the new WYSIWYG editor in WordPress 2.5, I may now be able to embed YouTube videos and other funness.
As a first try, here is An Engineer’s Guide to Cats:
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A difference of opinion on genealogy
A little girl asked her father, ‘How did the human race appear?’
The father answered, ‘God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.’
Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.
The mother answered, ‘Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.’
The confused girl returned to her father and said, ‘Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mom said they developed from monkeys?’
The father answered, ‘Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your mother told you about hers.’
Happy pi day!
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi.
Q: What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Cow pi.
Q: What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Moon pi.
Q:What do you get when you take a native Alaskan and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Eskimo pi.
Q:What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Pi in the sky.
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?
A: Pi a’la mode.
